Attention Whore?

Ever meet anyone who goes out of their way to make others miserable, just to feed their own ego?

Yeah, those people suck. I honestly feel bad for them, really. What kind of life do you live, or lived as a child, that you now thrive on causing drama, literally for no reason? They could start an argument over the smallest, insignificant thing.

And the best part is when you're just chillin', trying to have a regular conversation like a civilized human being, debate opinions (yeah, remember that word, asshole? OPINION?) and they suddenly think you're a complete idiot and they don't have time for you anymore.

It doesn't stop there, though. Oh no; it is a law for them to say you're the child in the conversation. Not them, of course. 

They can't be happy until they drag everyone into their issues. And finally, when everyone around them suddenly hates them (for obvious reasons) and causing drama instead of being polite, they're the victim. 

"Oh, woe is me! Everyone hates me :( I can't have friends, no one understands me! You don't know who I is! You will never know! How dare you judge me, you bitch! You're all such children and I am significantly more important and better than all of you are and my intelligence exceeds yours greatly! *HUFF HUFF* I won't change for anyone! I hate everyone and I'm a nice person!"

I could go on. I'm pretty sure all of you have encountered at least one of those? Yes? Good, so we're all on the same page then. 

Pic not related. Just thought it was funny.

They're also very good at knowing everything better than you. Everything. Doesn't matter what it is, because now they suddenly have a degree in it, or their parents did or great grandpa survived it/taught it/was a specialist/expert/won a Nobel Prize for knowing it/brain exploded from all of the knowledge shoved into it, etc. 

But you? You know nothing. You are the dumbest thing to ever walk the earth and you shouldn't even have the right to breathe the same air as them.

All over nothing. 

These types of attention whores are unique. They're good at what they do. Why? Because everyone knows they're faking it, and everyone knows not to take anything the attention whore says seriously; but yet, they do. You can't help but be involved in it. You know they're faking it. You know you should just stop reading and let it go.

But something drags you into it. 

I don't know what they get from it. Sometimes, they're not even kidding. Sometimes, you find a rare one who is actually serious. That or maybe they're just much better than the others at acting. 

I don't know.

Point is... well there is no point. I just don't fucking understand. 

I hate these people. They know it, and that makes them jizz rainbows all over their Froot of the Looms.

CAN NOT INTO WIN.

*twitch*