Teen Speak.

Mom: Beth-Anne!
Anne: W U? 
Mom: Your cellphone bill is what's up, all this texting--!
Anne: Omg INBD!
Mom: It is a big deal! Who are you texting 50 times a day??
Anne: Idk, my bff Jill?
Mom: Well tell your bff Jill that I'm taking your phone away.
Anne: TISNF! (this is so not fair!)
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what S..TNF!
- Cingular Commercial

On The Rag.

It's not PMS that's bothering me, it's you.

Jacks Lament. (PIX)

"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you can see all kinds of things you can't see from the center." - Kurt Vonnegut

Oh, God!

Holy Jeez!

Win By Default.

"Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you!" - Irving Berlin

Live, Love, Believe. (PIX)

"Pick up a camera. Shoot something. No matter how small, no matter how cheesy, no matter whether your friends and your sister star in it. Put your name on it as director. Now you're a director." - James Cameron

Oh, Hai. (PIX)

"We've been dating for about two and a half months now, and by Jupiter's cock it's been the best two and a half months of my life." - The Boyfriend

OK, One New One. (PIX)

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film." - Anonymous

You.

"Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does." - William James

Great Depression Cooking?

"One very important aspect of motivation is the willingness to stop and look at things that no one else has bothered to look at. The simple process of focusing on things that are normally taken for granted is a powerful source of creativity." - Edward De Bono

Oh Look, Cats. (PIX)

"Take my hand, come with me. With you right here, I'm a rocketeer." - Far East Movement Rocketeer

Unsatisfied.

"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wishing to start again?" - Katy Perry Firework