Friday, February 25, 2011

Teen Speak.

Mom: Beth-Anne!
Anne: W U? 
Mom: Your cellphone bill is what's up, all this texting--!
Anne: Omg INBD!
Mom: It is a big deal! Who are you texting 50 times a day??
Anne: Idk, my bff Jill?
Mom: Well tell your bff Jill that I'm taking your phone away.
Anne: TISNF! (this is so not fair!)
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what S..TNF!
- Cingular Commercial

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

On The Rag.

It's not PMS that's bothering me, it's you.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Jacks Lament. (PIX)

"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you can see all kinds of things you can't see from the center." - Kurt Vonnegut

Monday, February 21, 2011

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Win By Default.

"Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you!" - Irving Berlin

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Live, Love, Believe. (PIX)

"Pick up a camera. Shoot something. No matter how small, no matter how cheesy, no matter whether your friends and your sister star in it. Put your name on it as director. Now you're a director." - James Cameron

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Oh, Hai. (PIX)

"We've been dating for about two and a half months now, and by Jupiter's cock it's been the best two and a half months of my life." - The Boyfriend

Thursday, February 10, 2011

OK, One New One. (PIX)

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film." - Anonymous

Wednesday, February 9, 2011


"Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does." - William James

Friday, February 4, 2011

Great Depression Cooking?

"One very important aspect of motivation is the willingness to stop and look at things that no one else has bothered to look at. The simple process of focusing on things that are normally taken for granted is a powerful source of creativity." - Edward De Bono

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Oh Look, Cats. (PIX)

"Take my hand, come with me. With you right here, I'm a rocketeer." - Far East Movement Rocketeer

Tuesday, February 1, 2011


"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wishing to start again?" - Katy Perry Firework